Top Tips – Phrasebook
Looking for a title for your Cambodian-English phrasebook of aggressive language?I am able to offer this suggestion at no cost to yourself: Kymer and say that
Top Tips – Cleaning
Tropical or summer garments foxed with Santorum?Then simply soak in a solution of two parts Abysmaloid powder to 100 beakers of Dr Gingrich’s personal reflux water. The garment will immediately be returned to its earlier state of sanctity.
Little-known facts: Nutrition
Modern medical practitioners are well aware of the importance of a stodgy diet, supplemented with roughly equal parts of the three major food types, Amyloids, Glactoids, and Putrate of Lead.
The first two can be obtained, as we all know. by repeatedly knawing at a raw turnip, or gourd. However, other than Abysmaloid Powder, there are few easily digestible sources of Putrate of Lead, and the violent fizzing and offensive fumes when mixed with cold tea make ingesting the Powder a challenge for the elderly.
However it has recently been found that mulched cardboard from Amazon packaging, can when steeped in Dr Henderson’s Sauternes Extract, provide a tasty and convenient alternative.
Was ist der Käse Davy-Junge?
Leute fragen mich oft: "Was ist der Käse in der Hand Davy-Junge?"
Antworte ich gewöhnlich:
- Das ist kein Käse
- Das ist nicht meine Hand
- Das ist nicht meine Hand
- Leider bin ich nicht Davy Junge. Ich bin Herman. Davy-boy ist dort drüben, neben dem Käse.
- Nun, Ulrich, das ist ein Stück alten Gouda. Warten Sie eine Sekunde, während ich es abwaschen meinen Händen.
Ich bin gleichgültig, ob dies sinnvoll ist oder nicht.
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Struth – what about them Hungarians then
In the 20 years before the first world war, Hungary produced an extraordinarily high proportion of the worlds greatest ever photographers. Robert Capa, Brassaï, André Kertész, László Moholy-Nagy, and Martin Munkácsi, were all Hungarian, and all born between 1894 and 1913. Their work … Continue reading
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