Top Tips – Phrasebook
Looking for a title for your Cambodian-English phrasebook of aggressive language?I am able to offer this suggestion at no cost to yourself: Kymer and say that
Top Tips – Cleaning
Tropical or summer garments foxed with Santorum?Then simply soak in a solution of two parts Abysmaloid powder to 100 beakers of Dr Gingrich’s personal reflux water. The garment will immediately be returned to its earlier state of sanctity.
Little-known facts: Nutrition
Modern medical practitioners are well aware of the importance of a stodgy diet, supplemented with roughly equal parts of the three major food types, Amyloids, Glactoids, and Putrate of Lead.
The first two can be obtained, as we all know. by repeatedly knawing at a raw turnip, or gourd. However, other than Abysmaloid Powder, there are few easily digestible sources of Putrate of Lead, and the violent fizzing and offensive fumes when mixed with cold tea make ingesting the Powder a challenge for the elderly.
However it has recently been found that mulched cardboard from Amazon packaging, can when steeped in Dr Henderson’s Sauternes Extract, provide a tasty and convenient alternative.
Was ist der Käse Davy-Junge?
Leute fragen mich oft: "Was ist der Käse in der Hand Davy-Junge?"
Antworte ich gewöhnlich:
- Das ist kein Käse
- Das ist nicht meine Hand
- Das ist nicht meine Hand
- Leider bin ich nicht Davy Junge. Ich bin Herman. Davy-boy ist dort drüben, neben dem Käse.
- Nun, Ulrich, das ist ein Stück alten Gouda. Warten Sie eine Sekunde, während ich es abwaschen meinen Händen.
Ich bin gleichgültig, ob dies sinnvoll ist oder nicht.
Category Archives: Concerts
The Neville strides out*
Stride piano. Something that you don’t hear every decade.
The second album I ever bought, (after Astral Weeks), was called ‘The Jazz Piano’, and featured Willie ‘the Lion’ Smith, as well as Art Tatum, Earl Hines and many others. All those … Continue reading
Thomas Trotter thrillingly manipulates Albert Hall’s massive organ in front of large crowd
Pumping away vigorously, the monumental Albert Hall organ was given a sustained pounding by Thomas Trotter on Tuesday night, stunning promenaders, who gave ecstatic applause after a magnificent and thunderous climax.*
The organ at the Albert hall is one of the … Continue reading
Jayhawks blow the bl**dy doors off in Kentish Town
Also, new camera proves quite effective, so your correspondent doubly chuffed.
I have always liked the Jayhawks – one of those bands that should have been bigger, but would probably have been worse as a result. The essence of the … Continue reading